Name Game

While trying to be the uber-cool parents that we believe the next generation of children will demand (demands that will most likely be made at 5 years old with additional demands for cellular/mobile phones at the same age, ah American progress, but I digress), Tara and I took our time to provide our child with a label that would reflect our sophistication, cool-factor, and allow our peers to realize that the bar has been raised in regards to naming children. Without further adieu, we present to you the selected names of our future baby Rich, one for a boy and one for a girl.


nxl loie joat rich

and

may glinda eep rich


Of course when we tried to put our angry hats on (envisioned using as though baby Rich had just thrown the neighbor's cat in a pool, probably along with the cellular/mobile phone demanded weeks earlier) the names did not flow off the tongues with the ease that one desires in such moments. But we really liked all those letters, so we just mixed them up a little bit to find names that would allow the full sense of fear to be realized immediately by the future child (as a side note, Tara has been able to hone her skills of stern name calling and the related eye contact through her years of work with pre-kindergartners; however, I have not had the chance to practice this art; and have only been on the receiving end of the these interactions...). Of course we could tell you, but what would be the fun of that. Feel free to put guesses in the comments; however, they will be moderated so that if someone does have the mental fortitude to decipher the names, it will not allow those who like challenges to accidentally see the answer (I know some of you are the types who "check" the soduku answer in the back of the book before "finishing" the entire puzzle).

Answers will be given on Friday along with if it is a boy or girl?

Keith, we are timing you :)!!!!